Our apartment reeks of Raid now. Makes me wonder what they put in that stuff... It literally kills on contact and they say it continues to kill for 6 months.

Hmmm... maybe we should spray it on our food.

I guess that means that if I die in the next 6 months, that the secret will be out. But everyone will be really impressed that I kept my roachness a secret for so long. That kind of makes me a secret-agent.

Cool.